Quizz's Evil Plan (tm)! (Copyrighted by a wannabe World Dominator. Do Not copy it and piss me off, I will keel you)
My objective is simple: Dominate the World (and the eyeland of Lost TV show and The Prison Fox River).
My motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure
Stage One
To begin my plan, I must first incapacitate a rich and powerful CEO(Who? Voting is on. To Vote for Stevewy Jobs forward any SMS to 000-000-101 by an iPhone (GoodLuck with that), to vote for Steve Bomber, email Microsoft from a gmail account). This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, terrified by my arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did he come from? And why do he look so good in a corporate suit?
Stage Two
Next, I must destroy the internet and the pink "Prn" sites (After backing up data from my social networking accounts, can't loose 5K+ tweets and countless scraps in Orkut). This will all be done from a space station, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of classic thugs hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, I must unleash My doomsday device (which is shaped like an illegit child of Wall-E's Eve and a pocket calculator, and no! I am not talking about iPod), bringing about nightmares for every man, woman and child. My name shall become synonymous with slaughter, and no man and woman will ever again dare roll his or her eyes. Everyone will bow before mine mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to give me control of the planet.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Any mortal reading this will die on 30-02-XXXX.
My objective is simple: Dominate the World (and the eyeland of Lost TV show and The Prison Fox River).
My motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure
Stage One
To begin my plan, I must first incapacitate a rich and powerful CEO(Who? Voting is on. To Vote for Stevewy Jobs forward any SMS to 000-000-101 by an iPhone (GoodLuck with that), to vote for Steve Bomber, email Microsoft from a gmail account). This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, terrified by my arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did he come from? And why do he look so good in a corporate suit?
Stage Two
Next, I must destroy the internet and the pink "Prn" sites (After backing up data from my social networking accounts, can't loose 5K+ tweets and countless scraps in Orkut). This will all be done from a space station, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of classic thugs hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, I must unleash My doomsday device (which is shaped like an illegit child of Wall-E's Eve and a pocket calculator, and no! I am not talking about iPod), bringing about nightmares for every man, woman and child. My name shall become synonymous with slaughter, and no man and woman will ever again dare roll his or her eyes. Everyone will bow before mine mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to give me control of the planet.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Any mortal reading this will die on 30-02-XXXX.
4 Messages:
lol.. it'd been a long time since I read something funny on your blog :P
You, sir, are a threat to socialization...
Amen
@Ani_Bhiya : Thank You Sir .. Late I turned into a whiney sobbing emo... but looks like its changing again!
@aditya : And you sir... chalo choddo..Jaane do :p
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